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antiquepeacedreams:

One in the head…

antiquepeacedreams:

One in the head…

chaosagent23:

So there was just an alert over on campus that the Institute for Genomic Biology had a hazardous material release and that people should escape the area or seek shelter. Zombie alert. (Also the police have it contained to the building. Until they run out of bullets.)

catnus:

narcotic:


One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

Welcome to Miami the city of sunshine and facial mutilation! 

catnus:

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

Welcome to Miami the city of sunshine and facial mutilation! 

laugh-addict:

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